07 October 2009
If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away’ I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better I Wouldn’t Take Her To [...]
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07 October 2009
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue’s and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain’t got no scales, but I luv you anyway. You’re as graceful as okry, [...]
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07 October 2009
You might be a Redneck if … A full moon reminds you of your mother-in-law pullin’ weeds. A night on the town includes city jail. All of your relatives’ cars have “Tag Stolen” signs in the rear window. All of your relatives would have to die to wipe out illiteracy. All your tupperware is old butter containers. All your wall decorations [...]
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07 October 2009
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” Threats: “I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle.” “This’ll jar your preserves.” “Don’t you be makin’ me open a can o’ whoop-ass on ya!” Good Things/Compliments: “Cute as a sack full of puppies.” “If things get any better, I may have to hire [...]
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07 October 2009
How does a blonde haired blue eyed Alabaman spell the word farm? — E I E I O What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common? — either way, you’re gonna lose your trailer… Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? — He wanted to test out [...]
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Added on 11 October 2009
Monday, Feb 8
Fair
Currently: 39˚ F
Feels Like: 39˚ F
Hi: N/A˚, Lo: 38˚
Tonight: 38˚
Sunset: 6:11 PM
Moon Phase: Waning Crescent
Tuesday, Feb 9
Hi: 57˚, Lo: 28˚