Posted on07 October 2009. Tags: Jokes, music
- If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
- How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away’
- I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
- I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better
- I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight ‘Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
- I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight
- I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like Having You Here
- If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I’d Be Out Of Prison By Now
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
- She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
- You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
- Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
- She’s Looking Better After Every Beer
- I Haven’t Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, but I’ve Sure As Hell Woke Up With A Few.
