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		<title>Top 15 Redneck Songs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
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If I Can&#8217;t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If The Phone Don&#8217;t Ring, You&#8217;ll Know It&#8217;s Me
How Can I Miss You If You Won&#8217;t Go Away&#8217;
I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim&#8217;s Gettin&#8217; Better
I Wouldn&#8217;t Take Her To [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Redneck Valentines</title>
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Kudzu is green, my dog&#8217;s name is Blue
And I&#8217;m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue&#8217;s and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain&#8217;t got no scales, but I luv you anyway.
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