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Redneck Story Competition

News from Redneckville stories should embody the proper character of rednecks and provide other rednecks with a sense of kinship and connection. Stories that feature the simple items that have made rednecks popular — such as trucks, big hair, tooth problems, duct tape, wildlife, dogs, drive-in liquor stores — are of particular interest. Rednecks using [...]

Rednecks: A Culture Happy to Be Celebrated

Rednecks are not just outdoor workers with sunburnt necks anymore; they are a huge portion of this great country who have decided to stand up for the true character they posses. Rednecks are often fearless and creative. They tend to find novel ways to recycle everything from furniture to old car parts. They traditionally derive happiness [...]

You might be a Redneck…

07 October 2009

You might be a Redneck if … A full moon reminds you of your mother-in-law pullin’ weeds. A night on the town includes city jail. All of your relatives’ cars have “Tag Stolen” signs in the rear window. All of your relatives would have to die to wipe out illiteracy. All your tupperware is old butter containers. All your wall decorations [...]

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Redneck Comments

07 October 2009

Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” Threats: “I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle.” “This’ll jar your preserves.” “Don’t you be makin’ me open a can o’ whoop-ass on ya!” Good Things/Compliments: “Cute as a sack full of puppies.” “If things get any better, I may have to hire [...]

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