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Redneck Rules of Turkey Frying:

1. Never fry indoors.

2. Don't put too much grease in the frier.

3. Keep clothing away from flames.

4. Frier can also be used for catfish from the pond or sweet potato fries.

5. Keep dogs away from frier so they don't get burnt or tip it over.

Happy Thanksgiving -- Redneck style!

Mother's Milk (beer)

Camouflage Baby

Critter Crazy Taxidermy. You snuff it ... We'll stuff it

Oleo Ranch -- One of the Cheaper Spreads

Redneck Wedding Cake

Close-up of Redneck Wedding Cake

Fiasco Farm -- Forgottonia USA

Redneck Billboard

Squirrel Crossing

Instead of flamingos ...

Rednecks decorate our yards with pigs!

Do you have to be a redneck to understand this?

Personalized license plates -- the redneck way!

Redneck license plates

Redneck sculpture

Redneck Rules of Moving:

1. Don't worry. You can always get all your sh*** to fit in the back of a pickup.

2. Bungee cords and duct tape can work miracles.

3. If a few boxes fly off the top and go all over the highway, it just confirms you are a redneck.

4. If you need to store stuff for awhile, don't forget about the old chicken coop out back.

5. It never rains when you are moving.

Redneck Rules of Christmas Decorating:

1. Always make the neighbors wonder where you keep all those damn decorations the rest of the year.

2. Your goal should be to be seen from space.

3. Your decorations should be worth as much or more than the house itself.

4. You may need to leave decorations up year-round to keep gutters attached to the house.

TV in the bathroom

The world's smallest library

Redneck Post Office

Redneck Post Office

Redneck Entrance Gate

Redneck Lawn Mower

Bras!

Anyone wanna buy a 4-wheeler?

Redneck Massage Therapist

Redneck diving board and swimmin' hole

 

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